Met on Tinder – no surprise there…

Ace Ventura

What will it be Butch – guns or knives? Drugs involved – oh what a surprise!

Another sweet Tinderella story making the rounds… well sounds like she is very good with a knife, so the judge should excuse her. Rolls eyes. She’ll make a great surgeon but not one that I’d ever go to. Good with a knife? Check!

https://www.yahoo.com/news/oxford-student-knifed-boyfriend-could-190230031.html